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beards make you hotter.

this is science.

mustaches make you creepier.

that is also science.

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i dont understand

theres a stop sign a foot away

a foot away

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taking a multiple choice test: well, i haven’t picked c in a while

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beer and vaginas have almost the same acidity level with an average pH or about 4.5

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themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

*insert something nasty* school

poop school

barf school

koala spit up school

miley cyrus school

public bathroom toilet seats school

im so good at this

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themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

themodestpotato:

*insert something nasty* school

poop school

barf school

koala spit up school

miley cyrus school

public bathroom toilet seats school

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*insert something nasty* school

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sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

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thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

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theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

(via relahvant)

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alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(via sniffing)

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sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via intensional)

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